Yes, in the Titanmen Employee Handbook there actually is a note pointing out that internal email is not to be used to forward jokes or political articles, links to “funny” things or those annoying “uplifting, feel-good, motivational poems.”

The only one they hold us to is the last one. Which is good. I fucking hate those things. Here’s a list of some of the things that have been clogging the inter-office emails at the Titanmen Office this week…

Republican Dildos. Because we all wake up with a big tent from time to time.

Which goes along with this odd info graphic that makes the pubic support for marriage equality kinda look like a dick.

• 30 Cute Boys with Beards with Cats.
• A recent location for a couple new Titanmen scenes. Take a look at Marginalized Tattoo’s Facebook Page. (and note that someone got Francois Sagat tattooed on his arm). You can also check out his Website.
• The Hardvard Baseball team does a.. um… synchronized Fist Bump Performance art piece. Adorable.
• The 7 creepiest inventions patented for the crotch.
• Yeah, that’s generally how it would work.

Francois Sagat showed his warped sense of humor when he came up with a bunch of tasteless and hilarious puns about his asshole and the new Francois Sagat molded butt toy.

Even funnier was how he admitted that he had to get help translating one of them into English.

Although I do try to maintain at least a bit of a professional distance from the guys and I do love think of them as friends, all I can think of when I look at that is “that is the most inviting hole I’ve ever seen in my whole life and I honestly want to dive into that Mofo face first and not ever come back up.

Click Here to read about it on his blog.

Real-life boyfriends and Real-Live Porn Stars Jesse Jackman and Dirk Caber posted these dual fucking clips on their blogs yesterday. And there really aren’t many words you can use to describe them other than “I need a cum rag.”

On Jesse’s blog, it’s a video of Jesse fucking Dirk.

And then on Dirk’s blog, it’s a video of Dirk fucking him back.

If you don’t read Jesse Jackman’s blog, I could do a whole regular blog post about his blog posts. They’ve included pictures of he and his friends on vacation… and by “vacation,” I mean, a whole bunch of hot studs renting a house and fucking.

He’s also included some fascinating behind-the-scnes looks at making porn movies like getting his “Francois Sagat Body Double” makeup done by Francois Sagat,  some really great video shot on set and even some “casual nudity” of him shopping for rubber and leather and then changing naked in front of everyone while talking about something totally different.

When you can make videos of yourself shopping that are this much fun… you deserve a mention.

Finally.. the new edition of the Jesse Ares blog made a splash with a bunch of video clips. Jessy Ares is curently touring around Europe performing songs from his album and signing copies of the porn movie that helps launch it, Command Performance.

See Jessy in two recent Titanmen hits Command Performance and Incubus.

And you can see more video clips on his blog.

You can’t watch the whole internet at the same time. I know this because I tried and suffered an internal…. thing. Forget the name for it but I grew a third eye and scared people. This is a collection of the best inter-office email jokes, pictures and time-wasting stuff that clogs the inboxes at the Titanmen office…

Make It With a Fireman. Ok the shirtless bit is totally needless but… I have no problem with needless nudity.

After years of being shocking, fascinating and hard to look away from, ChiChi LaRue upsets the tender sensitivities of the Queerty readers by using the “F” word.

President of the United States takes a page from Canadian Politicians (who routinely show up on Canadian news comedy shows to play themselves) and shows up on Jimmy Kimmel to “Slow Jam the News.” Next Week, Mitt Romney plans to show up on Leno and wheel out the Wurlitzer.

Another beautiful television commercial for marriage equality. Again, it’s done for a foreign country. Again, it’s about a million times better than the lame-ass anti-Prop8 commercials run in California during the 2008 election.

Michael Lucas writes a touching piece about friend and former porn star Roman Ragazzi. I have to agree seeing the same 5 people posting the same nasty comments about gay porn stars on 20 different blogs and news sites gets to be a bit much. Since getting my first job in porn working here at Titan, I’ve learned that just about all the pre-conceived notions about porn performers are wrong. Most of the guys I’ve met are smart and funny and see porn as a fun hobby or a means to an end. Let’s try to treat the men who’ve entertained us with a bit of respect and love. Or at least cheer them on in their lives.

While countless bloggers and columnists for New York Times and Huffington Post lose their shit and scold young gay men about how Judy Garland has lost her “gay icon” status among gay men, over on his blog Gay Daily Hot, Jasun Mark managed to put some cultural history and perspective on why Judy Garland was a “gay icon,” why she remained considered one for so long and why she no longer is by many men born since 1969.

Castro Gays is the BEST FUCKING TUMBLR PAGE EVER IN THE RECORDED HISTORY OF TIME!!!!

Conan O’Brien gets away with a this vaguely cringe-worhty gay porn parody of Batman. Not just because we all jerked off to Batman when we were younger and last month when it was on Cinemax but also because his history of gay jokes has been pretty positive. Had Leno released this same clip, there would be another “My gayest look for Leno” campaign.