Remember a few weeks ago when the internet introduced us to the handsome 19 year-old former high school basketball player who was omitted from his high school year book’s team page (probably) because he had the balls to come out as gay in a very homophobic part of the country?
While some blogs have said it “smells like Teen Athlete,” (obviously a play on the Nirvana song), we here at Titan know that athletes tend to smell like ball sweat and musty locker rooms. Which.. you know… we all think that’s hot.
But Xyrena, the company marketing the new cologne, says it’s a “fresh athletic scent featuring top notes of grapefruit, star anise, and bergamot; middle notes of grass and ozone; and base notes of cotton flower and musk.”
We’d also like to point out that he’s got some pretty sweet hairy pits.
Last modified: Sep 17, 2015