Tumblr Blog of The Bearded Life.
Dogs who just can’t handle it right now.
A gallery of unfortunate ad placement.
Bacon-flavored condoms. Roll it on your… meat stick. Or… “Let’s Pork.”
Why you’re a “Faggot.” And other offensive words in picture form. (don’t worry, it’s work-safe and funny).
• Two adorable gay marine boyfriends talk about how they met. I love hearing when they say “we’re in different units.”
• Everyone needs a chocolate zombie bunny.
• When company logos go bad. We all know about the very-intentional dicks that were worked into the poster for The Little Mermaid. But take a look at these VERY bad and probably-unintentionally sexual company logos.
• Shay Michaels wins a free Brunch. Does the “Happy Dance.”
WTF is that in Celine’s hand?
• Turkish Oil Wrestling. That’s all you need to know.
• Hunter Marx and Johnny Parker doing a still photo shoot for Mr. S Leather before shooting a Titan Rough scene.
• Downright disturbing ”anatomical kitchen accessories” will make you a vegan or just stop eating.
By far the coolest mobile home in existence. If living in a “trailer park” meant camping out in one of these every night, there would be no such thing as basements.
…And we’d ride THIS to work. A Steampunk-style motorcycle. Which is quite possibly the most amazing thing ever invented. Nothing would be more fun than zooming around the city on this wearing a top hat and goggles. And maybe a cape.
You wanna blow your straight buddies? Well show them this… A study by the University of Montana Sexual & Liberal Studies, Straight men who regularly get blown by gay men have lower prostate and testicular cancer. I didn’t bother to confirm that this is a parody but it sure doesn’t look like one when you first see is. Which means it will fool your best friend after a couple of beers and really, that’s all you need anyway, right?
A Montana TV Station was hacked to broadcast a (fake) news emergency broadcast of a zombie apocalypse. Which kinda rocks in many, many ways.
Apparently there IS something in the water…
Many of you will remember the gloriously melancholic and artful song and video Hades that Francois Sagat and Sylvia Gobbel recorded and released last year.
Since he actually proved to have a very good singing voice, a few people suggested that either it wasn’t Francois’s voice they were hearing or that it was “auto-tuned.”
Well here he is proving that in fact… Francois Sagat CAN sing and he can carry it off live. Performing on stage with the French band I Apologize, here he is lending a chorus to the T Rex classic “20th Century Boy.”
Francois posted on his blog that they did three songs in total and that there was a concert video shot (what you’re seeing above is a fan-shot clip from the audience) and that a better video and recording would surface later.
And if you want to see Francois perform in last years “Movie Of The Year,” check him out in Incubus.
An occasionally regular (more accurately periodical) collection of the fucked up, messed up, jizzed up and just plain hilarious inter-office emails from the Titanmen office.
• Titanmen got our second shout-out on The Colbert Rapport, this time it was the Joe Gage classic Campus Pizza that got the quick moment on the screen. Check for it at about 12:50. We must have a fan over there.
• Would you like some… “Balls Of Steel?”
• The only way to make a birthday cake cooler is to put green army men candles on it.
• A custom Pez dispenser. If you happen to want to eat candy out of your own throat.
An increasingly less regular collection of the best group emails floating around the Titanmen office intranet.
While shooting scenes with Titanmen exclusive Aymeric Deville plus Titanmen friends Wilfried Knight, Adam Russo, Shay Michaels and Lance Navarro, Titanmen director of production Paul Wilde took the guys on a field trip to Mr. S Leather in San Francisco’s SoMa district. A good time was had by all… (more video of the trip at Mancast)
The internet has ended with it’s ultimate goal…an educational Wiki Page with nothing but different GIF videos of different techniques for male masturbation. Try them all, one is just right for you.
In the interest of keeping Nickleback off of Titanmen, I’ll just link to this “bad video and song will eventually bite you in the ass” parody “Look At this Instagram.”
More Disastrous Results of ending DADT. The Four-Military-Man Piggy Back.
If you haven’t checked out Gay Comic Geek’s videos, see his whole X-rated reviews at his Mancast Channel.
Also check out his blog. On top of being adorable and funny and brilliant, he’s also one of the more fascinating guys I’ve found on the internet.
• Dario Beck writes about his recent trip to a furniture store that he found while shopping for furnishings for his new apartment in Barcelona. Seems that while the couch was comfortable, the lamp looked like it might be fun to sit on, too.
• David Anthony has been having a great time with his Mancast channel, mostly posting videos of himself working naked in his garage or his kitchen but last week he posted a VERY hot video of himself jerking off and blowing a big load.
• The Always-Busy-With-Something Jesse Jackman wants to get fucked in your bedroom.
• Speaking of Jesse, He’s also posted this fun video of Dirk Caber sleeping. Which is strangely hot.
• But most fun this week on Jesse’s blog was all the candid shots that he posted from his recent run of scenes with Casey Williams and Anthony London.
• New performer Liam Magnuson has only shot a couple of scenes and none have been released yet, but he’s already got a growing fanbase on Twitter who were excited to see this video over at Mancast with he and Devin Adam blowing each other to while having their still pictures taken.
• New Titanmen director Jasun Mark posted some very entertaining video with Race Cooper and Kyle Quinn over on his blog of fun they had while shooting promotional stills for the most recent Joe Gage movie “Special Reserve.”
Francois Sagat is many things. Fascinating, hot, enigmatic, hard working, funny and creative.
But he’s never boring.
His blog has become a place to find amazing behind-the-scenes video, engaging music and short glimpses into his life. He also posts some stunningly beautiful photographs of himself along with some fascinating commentary about what the pictures mean.
The Dick Mitten. And all I can think of is “It kinda looks like Michigan.”
John Barrowman, King of the Gay Gaymers, Gay Comic Geeks and Gay Sci-Fi Fans poses in Superhero undies. If you don’t know who John Barrowman is, just watch this clip from the BBC show Torchwood. Quite possibly the hottest gay kiss in Sci-Fi history. And yes…he’s gay. So yay.
Manly, Weaponized… notebooks. For the student in your life who just has everything and wants to blow that shit up.
Positively hilarious anti-porn video. What’s up with the two guys who suddenly look down? Are they praying, hanging their heads in shame or just comparing dick size?
Now that the newly renovated Titanmen office is done and in full operation, I have decided that I want a Blob Office. Imagine being able to live, work and um… I guess cryo-sleep in a big, white jellybean-like house.
Buck Angel,transman, friend to many here at Titanmen AND former Titanmen star (featured in Brian Mill’s ground-breaking Cirque Noir) has launched his own dating site. He also wrote a pretty good article about it for Huffington Post.
Rehab kit for Social Media Addicts. OK, so it’s more of a parody than anything. But I can imagine how fun it would be to just walk around to stick “LIKE” stickers on everything.
Considering the amount of espresso consumed here at the Titanmen office (I have an espresso maker on my desk), this is probably less of a fun accessory and more of a business expense write off.
We’re very proud of you. Now please follow this link and fill out the um… profile. We’d like to get to know you better.
(or if you happen to look kinda like them… offer only open to the ones over 18 and you know who you are)
The Holy Fuck I Must Have One tech gadget of the week… The Virtual Projected iPad Keyboard… it also works with an “android” but in the words of the bartender with no name from Tatooine, “we don’t serve their kind here.”
Man drives truck through a mall. Naked. Then gets out and tries on clothes. Which… I mean… you know you gotta get Aggressive at those Macy’s sales or the crowd’ll walk ALL over you.
Cookie Monster wants a Cookie, Maybe? (I promise that this is the last time I post a “Call Me Maybe” parody/cover/meme of some sort. Cookie Monster is an exception to most rules).
You know that jerk in your office that you Just Can’t Stand? Turns out he’s brain damaged. Hope that makes you feel better.
While I’m sure my cat would get a kick out of it, I’m not entirely sure that it’s such a great idea to teach him how to take out large animals.
Imagine how much fun you would have shooting video underwater on your cell phone. Or in the shower.. or.. hey… get the scuba gear, lay on the bottom of the ocean under Laguna Beach and shoot video of all the surfer guys… The possibilities are endless.
The Naked Crime Slideshow. If you’re going to break the law… why wear clothes?
It took 18 policemen to rescue this inflatable sex doll from drowning.
A Semi-Regular collection of the inter-office emails, jokes, links and water-cooler conversations that happen around the Titanmen office.
Yeah, the song sounds like
a direct rip-off of it was inspired by U2′s Zoo Station, but the rather clever video for Aikiu’s “Pieces Of Gold” uses vintage 80s gay porn in some rather cute and funny ways.
Olivia Newton-John playing her one and only North American concert date in San Francisco in September. We’re not so insecure in our masculinity that we won’t admit that we like the Notorious ONJ, but we’d like to point out that it’s mostly because of the video for Physical that featured a bunch of mega-hunks working out, working up and sweat and walking off together to go have sex in the steam room.
While it looks more like something from a Jetsons cartoon, the Tiger Stone Paving Machine is actually a real thing.
And if you’re lucky, someone else’s, too.
The 50 Most Important Gay Comic Books and Characters. This one is for the guys up in video editing who really love their fandom and geeky goodness.
5 Insane Explanations for Stuff Your Body Does Every Day
Hot And Busted is the Tumblr Page with guys who are so cute, you forgive them for whatever they did to have those adorable mug shots taken. I mean some of them look a little shady but most of them look like the boys next door. And by that I mean… ugh… never mind.
Why Is The Penis Shaped Like That. The new book from Jesse Bering. I would have figured that “because it slides down my throat easier and when it’s uncut, it reduces friction more when sticking it… places” would have been a pretty obvious answer but the book is TOTALLY worth reading. Think if your biology professor was David Sedaris.
The four least-anticipated albums of last week. I had no idea any of those people were even still topside, let alone still cranking out the turd sausage. I think I once used my dad’s Asia album for a Frisbee.
Gay Comic Geek’s review of “RideHard.”
Barbie and Ken’s Loveless Marriage. And see, I had Ken living with GI Joe when I was a kid and they got along GREAT.
Want to make your own movies? Well cool. Here’s your starter kit. Go make come magic.
Bacon-flavored olive oil. Call it extra-virgin all you want, Wilbur, we all know what a pig you are.
The list of “What does America Make” seems to forget that Titanmen movies are made here in the Republic of California… which, since the offer to Canadians made to trade us for Alberta was rejected by the US, is still in America.
Game of Thrones Furniture is… well, let’s face it… there’s a porn movie there.
The 7 worst things that pilots have done mid-flight. And none of them are “blow Jesse Jackman in the cockpit.”
How to Get Away With Watching Porn at Work (Using History) — powered by Cracked.com
I often joke about how this is the first job I’ve had where I’d get in trouble for NOT looking at porn at work, for those of you not lucky enough to be me, here’s how you get away with looking at smut on your break at work.
And by the way… new favorite tube site over at Mancast.com where you should be watching porn RIGHT NOW.