Dalton Maldonado’s New… Cologne? Hey, why not?

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Remember a few weeks ago when the internet introduced us to the handsome 19 year-old  former high school basketball player who was  omitted from his high school year book’s team page (probably) because he had the balls to come out as gay in a very homophobic  part of the country?

Well not only has he wasted no time in becoming a role model, spokes jock, Instagram and Twitter star… he’s now also joined a select group of athletes and celebrities with their own fragrance. 

While some blogs have said it “smells like Teen Athlete,” (obviously a play on the Nirvana song), we here at Titan know that athletes tend to smell like ball sweat and musty locker rooms. Which.. you know… we all think that’s hot.

But Xyrena, the company marketing the new cologne, says it’s a “fresh athletic scent featuring top notes of grapefruit, star anise, and bergamot; middle notes of grass and ozone; and base notes of cotton flower and musk.”

Hey, whatever. 15% of gross sales of Formula 3 will be donated to the LGBT athletics organization You Can Play. So Win/Win all around.

We’d also like to point out that he’s got some pretty sweet hairy pits.

Last modified: Sep 17, 2015

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