A semi-regular list of the inter-office emails that fill up our morning email boxes and become water cooler conversation points. Yeah, we’re like most offices out there. Lots of guys sitting around behind computers doing work, drinking coffee and looking at porn.
The only difference of course is that our office you get written up for NOT looking at porn.
• The 7 dumbest things about the world’s smartest toilet. Just remember how the third Terminator movie ended (if you were unfortunate enough to see it). Always be nice to any computer with Artificial Intelligence. When they become self-aware… they will remember how you treated them. That goes for both Siri and Numi.
• Jesse Jackman talks about hooking up on Manhunt.
• 25 best autocorrect fails of the year. You SEE? Siri is ALREADY getting even with you for not thanking her for setting your alarm or telling you where Starbucks is!!
• We’re not quite sure what the message is here. But I think I know the plot of the next Omen movie.
• I must have a pair of these. Because I’m a shameless and unapologetic Apple Fanboi and I don’t care who knows it.
• Han Solo was my first love and now I can have him floating in a giant martini.
• Note to Brian Mills. Shooting a porn scene in one of these, situated in the middle of the desert somewhere or on a beach or a huge field would be SO hot if it ended with a voyeur walking up, jerking off and blowing his load on the outside wall.
• And while drinking my Han Solo martinis, I want to cut pizza with my Star Trek Enterprise pizza cutter.
• Dude jerking off in public washroom. In front of people. On Camera.
• A rather beautiful video of the San Francisco Sky, 360 nights in a row, all playing at once. Watch this full screen and just relax. It’s fantastic.
• Out buddy Leo Forte has been named “ManHunt Cock Sucker of the Year!!”
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Last modified: Dec 7, 2011
