Pornstar Legend Johnny Hazzard makes his first-ever appearance on Titanmen, playing against his usual confidant bay-boy type as a shy and buttoned-up, bespectacled computer whiz from the “tech department” at his office. If the guys in every Geek Patrol looked like that, I’d be sticking my hard drive into their laptops every day and I might even like them attach their cable to my rear access point.
Wow. I actually just wrote something that cheesy.
Johnny is no longer that batboy of porn stars. Having grown up into a very handsome and soft-spoken man, he’s like the George Clooney of porn. Next to the equally handsome and ripped blond-all-over Christopher Daniels as the “new guy” who can’t… um… log on.
OK, if I make one more bad porn-themed computer pun, my RAM is going to explode.
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Last modified: Mar 7, 2012