Oscar Winner and icon Jennifer Hudson has just released this rather anthemic song with a very classic disco vibe to promote LOGO’s “ALL50” campaign for marriage equality. Aside from the pretty catchy song, the video is rather sweet (even if it does veer a bit too close to becoming a commercial for the W Hotel).

• Spotify just discovered that the most popular style of music is Metal. Look for labels that are nursing wounds after sales disappointments by Britney Spears, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Rihanna and Mariah Carey to start pumping money into finding the next Nirvana. This is what happened back in 1991 when pop music had finally reached it’s most irritating and predictable, giving way to the Grunge revolution when bands that were a meld of metal and punk took a pickaxe to the Billboard charts. After hearing that god awful new single by Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea, I think it’s time for a revolution.

• Which Country Has the Biggest Dicks? In related news, flights to Brazil are all booked up….

• Do You Or Do You Not Want To Work At This Gloryhole, Ethan?

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• Straight Baseball Player Hates Having A Bubble Butt. While his ass IS particularly fine… he says at one point that “I want my co-workers to take me seriously.” Which is why he… went on national television to complain about it.

• Read this GREAT interview with Eddy Ceetee in Manhattan Digest.

• Harry Potter star Matthew Lewis shows off his meat. Oh… we’d ALL love to see Neville bottom long, too…

• New International Mr. Leather 2015 Patrick Smith is a hottie.

• On The Implausibility Of the Death Star’s Trash Compator.

• Formerly “straight” contestants on The Bachelor fall in love – with each other – and get close “in the shower.” THIS is why a “gay version” of The Bachelor would never work. Because the contestants would all end up hooking up with each other and not care about the “prize” bachelor.

A rather stunning A Capella cover of Sia’s Chandelier.

Meet “Patrick,” the robotic butt you can learn to… well, a lot of things, but officially, to be a proctologist.

Straight people take the fun out of EVERYTHING.

And finally…. No. Not really.

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A less-than-regular list of the viral videos, jokes, funny asides and time-wasting links that are making their way around the Titanmen Office…

1. Michael Sam finally gets to play. While American teams spent a bit too much time hand-wringing about having a gay man see their dicks in the shower, Canadians have been saying “Send him up here, we just want good players.” Michael Sam signed a two-year contract to the Montreal Alouettes and will start playing this summer. You can buy his Jersey here.
2. Detroit Tigers release a “Gay Pride” baseball shirt. So you now have two different options when buying your Pride Day shirt if you want to advertise your love of sports.
3. McSweeny’s does a hilarious “Update on How To Solve A Problem Like Maria.” “On the other hand, I must admit Maria makes me uncomfortable. Once, she mentioned that brown-paper packages tied up with string were among her favorite things. That doesn’t seem normal, does it? Plus, her five-octave range is positively unnerving.”
4. Gay Comic Geek’s “Best Superhero Show Of The Season.” We still want to see him without his pants and getting some action with Jesse Jackman.
5. Accio Neville’s Pants. Yes, that Matthew Lewis. We watched him grow up from the chubby, buck-toothed, awkward but loyal friend to the hunky, brave, only-one-willing-to-talk-back-to-Voldermort hero Neville Longbottom of the Harry Potter series. While the books kept it a secret that Neville was the real hero of the series until the final moments of the book, Matthew had trouble keeping his budding handsomeness and once the series ended, he didn’t even try. Now appearing on the cover of the gay British magazine Attitude in his underwear, Matthew even had a funny twitter interaction with Potter author JK Rowling which kinda has to be seen…
   
6. Dirk Caber’s GoFundMe campaign to buy a piano has topped $10,000

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OK so… it isn’t REALLY an 80-foot replica of the very popular Titanmen “Ass Master Butt Plug” toy currently available at the Titanmen store but it’s… well it may as well be.

What it REALLY is supposed to be is a “Christmas Tree” as part of the International Contemporary Art Fair in Paris. Apparently Paul McCarthy, NOT the “cutest Beatle,” was the guy who commissioned this… interesting piece of “art.”

OH… AND GET THIS… it’s part of Paul McCarthy’s show “Chocolate Factory.”

So let’s face it, we all know that’s a 24-meter ass toy.

But you can buy the Ass Master here at Titanmen.

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German Industrial/Metal band Rammstein plan a Christmas release of a new box set of dildos based on the dicks of the band members. This is the “Deluxe Edition” of their new album Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da that you can buy here. Planned release date is in December.

I wanna know which one is second from the right. 

1. Hot men with grey hair. Buzzfeed can get a bit annoyingly click bait but at least they got this one right.
2. The HOTTEST World Cup Soccer/Football Players.
3. Greg Fox, artist behind Kyle’s Bed and Breakfast talks about his semi-closeted gay baseball player character.
4. “Real Men” recreate underwear ads.

5. Edible Anatomically Accurate Chocolate Human Skulls

Guy with a 10-inch dick gets a “penoplasty enlargement” because he “wanted a Monster.”  Someone needs to explain to this guy that it’s not the size of the gun as much as the skill of the marksman.

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Happy Pride Week, everyone. Depending on what city you live in, Pride Day either just passed or is coming up this weekend (or if you live in one of those desert cities that has Pride in October, happy Inside-Airconditioner-Season). If you’re looking for some music to get the party going, DiscoPup, friend and occasional composer for Titanmen (he did the continuous mix for the Dance Party Titanmen movie STROBE) has this fantastic podcast where he uploads a new 2-hour mix every month. There’s already a full 20 hours of music to get you started.

His website Welcome2Discopolis has more exclusive mixes (I highly recommend the Donna Summer one).

Yes, gentlemen… you can now FUCK your iPad. Our friends over at Fleshjack have… developed this new add-on hardware that puts your two favorite toys together in one. There doesn’t seem to be any actual way to buy it so this MIGHT be a joke although it’s way past April 1st. The preview video only features a straight couple, so it’s currently just the straight-branded “Fleshlight” that’s included so far. But considering how us gay guys have pioneered hooking up over the internet, if this is a real product we’re pretty sure that’s on the way.

And it doesn’t seem much different from the Japanese “Automatic Sperm Extractor”

Enjoy this random, otherwise meaningless video of a bearded daddy getting naked in a pool.

Enjoy this video of Francois Sagat jerking off and pissing on himself on a rooftop in San Francisco.

• The 33 Weirdest Music Videos
• There ain’t no cure for Stupid.
• To Be Takei.
• WHAT DO YOU MEAN you don’t follow us on Twitter and Facebook?

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Thanks For Nothin, Tinder. Our new favorite Instagram. While gay hookup apps can be a bit funny to scroll through on occasion, straight people have taken the art of Digital Hookup Fail to a totally new level. While gay guys can certainly manage to fuck shit up (lest we forget Douchebags Of Gridr), take heart knowing that we’re never like this…

Happy Pride Week, everyone. This playlist should get you in the right frame of mind.

• Apparently pissing in your own mouth is “All The Rage” in Australia. The latest um… “trend” with skater boys is called “bubbling” and I think we’re going to have to somehow fit this in with a movie somehow…
• Judy Garland is o longer considered a Gay Icon and That’s a Good Thing?
• Titanmen Exclusive Jesse Jackman tells us about his “Shocking” Heart Flutter and subsequent hospitalization. Don’t worry, he’s just fine and will be back in front of the cameras soon.
• “Most Bootyful Butts!” “Best Bulges!” Why it’s great to objectify World Cup players.
• Yeah. That’s not creepy at ALL.
• The 6 Most Awesome Special Effects Produced by Nature

And in today’s collection of disturbing pictures…

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