Category: Daily Distractions

The Titanmen production team are currently down in Los Angeles shooting again at the massive Oxballs Factory. Nick Prescott described it like a kinky toy store and apparently walked out with a huge armload of gear to use with his… buddies.

The men have been busy all week. Check out this gallery of pictures from the Twitter accounts of Paul Steele, Ethan Ayers, Nick Prescott, Matt Stevens, Jasun Mark and production assistant DiscoPup.

The above clip was posted over at director Jasun Mark’s Mancast page, but you can see more on Nick’s Blog and Gay Daily Hot News.

 Jesse Jackman writes about how he “keeps it clean.”

A topic that most porn stars won’t talk about or discuss at any length, Jesse writes a very funny, informative and – dare I say – entertaining blog post about how to clean your butt before bottoming.

Francois Sagat posted a teaser clip from a music video by European pop star Veronika.

Jessy Ares posted a video from a Spitfire Leather  shot he did.

George Ce writes about his experience shooting “POUNDED” with Trenton Ducati.

The Titanmen office, as you can probably imagine, is filled with the kind of men who… well, like Titanmen movies. From the IT and Art Department, the editors and even the guys in shipping. So you can just imagine what a bunch of messed up group emails find their way through the interoffice system here. Including…

 •  The Chocolate Asshole. Yes, because nothing is more apetizing that chowing down on a milk chocolate confection, other than chowing down on someone’s butthole.

Combine those two pleasures together and you get the “Chocolate Anus.” Which, according to their website is the “Anus That Made Britain Great” since 2004.

Want something a bit more extravagant and lasting to send “that message” to that “special someone”  Well they also have a solid silver asshole you can give someone as… a present of some sort.

• A Bacon Doormat. Just so the guy you met on Scruff understands what he’s signed up for.

• Man sues after his lube reportedly ruins his dick. I’m kinda torn on this one. One one hand… I’m a huge fan of the penis. I love mine and I like to share it with my buddies. I also love the dicks of other guys which means that I like to throw “swap meets” where we all get together and give each other our dicks.  We call them “orgies.”  The point is that while anything that would wreck a dick is not something I support, I also have to wonder what kind of idiot would buy a “lubricating and desensitizing gel.” I mean… “lubricating” I get. But “desensitizing?” Doesn’t that kind of defeat the purpose?

• And now for a whole collection of “Dogs Who Just Cannot Handle It Right Now.”

• If You’ve Ever Wanted To Watch A Video of a Guy Getting His Balls Tattooed, Now’s Your Chance.

• Francois Sagat’s Tribal Rhythm, Baby.

Tumblr Blog of The Bearded Life.

Dogs who just can’t handle it right now.

A gallery of unfortunate ad placement.

Bacon-flavored condoms. Roll it on your… meat stick. Or… “Let’s Pork.”

Why you’re a “Faggot.” And other offensive words in picture form. (don’t worry, it’s work-safe and funny).

 • Two adorable gay marine boyfriends talk about how they met. I love hearing when they say “we’re in different units.”

• Everyone needs a chocolate zombie bunny.

• When company logos go bad. We all know about the very-intentional dicks that were worked into the poster for The Little Mermaid. But take a look at these VERY bad and probably-unintentionally sexual company logos.

• Shay Michaels wins a free Brunch.  Does the “Happy Dance.”

 WTF is that in Celine’s hand?

 • Turkish Oil Wrestling. That’s all you need to know.

• Hunter Marx and Johnny Parker doing a still photo shoot for Mr. S Leather before shooting a Titan Rough scene.

• Downright disturbing  “anatomical kitchen accessories” will make you a vegan or just stop eating.

By far the coolest mobile home in existence. If living in a “trailer park” meant camping out in one of these every night, there would be no such thing as basements.

…And we’d ride THIS to work. A Steampunk-style motorcycle. Which is quite possibly the most amazing thing ever invented. Nothing would be more fun than zooming around the city on this wearing a top hat and goggles. And maybe a cape.

You wanna blow your straight buddies? Well show them this… A study by the University of Montana Sexual & Liberal Studies, Straight men who regularly get blown by gay men have lower prostate and testicular cancer. I didn’t bother to confirm that this is a parody but it sure doesn’t look like one when you first see is. Which means it will fool your best friend after a couple of beers and really, that’s all you need anyway, right?

A Montana TV Station was hacked to broadcast a (fake) news emergency broadcast of a zombie apocalypse. Which kinda rocks in many, many ways.

Titanmen Exclusive Hunter Marx and Dirk Caber took some time off from shooting a Titan Rough scene to model for the new Mr. S Leather catalogue wearing some amazing neoprene wrestling singlets.

Dirk Caber’s boyfriend and Titanmen Exclusive Jesse Jackman also posted this fun video with his friend (and co-star of an upcoming Titan feature) Rogan Richards that features some head-shaving.

Apparently there IS something in the water…