Category: Daily Distractions

Oscar Winner and icon Jennifer Hudson has just released this rather anthemic song with a very classic disco vibe to promote LOGO’s “ALL50” campaign for marriage equality. Aside from the pretty catchy song, the video is rather sweet (even if it does veer a bit too close to becoming a commercial for the W Hotel).

• Spotify just discovered that the most popular style of music is Metal. Look for labels that are nursing wounds after sales disappointments by Britney Spears, Madonna, Kylie Minogue, Rihanna and Mariah Carey to start pumping money into finding the next Nirvana. This is what happened back in 1991 when pop music had finally reached it’s most irritating and predictable, giving way to the Grunge revolution when bands that were a meld of metal and punk took a pickaxe to the Billboard charts. After hearing that god awful new single by Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea, I think it’s time for a revolution.

• Which Country Has the Biggest Dicks? In related news, flights to Brazil are all booked up….

• Do You Or Do You Not Want To Work At This Gloryhole, Ethan?

• Straight Baseball Player Hates Having A Bubble Butt. While his ass IS particularly fine… he says at one point that “I want my co-workers to take me seriously.” Which is why he… went on national television to complain about it.

• Read this GREAT interview with Eddy Ceetee in Manhattan Digest.

• Harry Potter star Matthew Lewis shows off his meat. Oh… we’d ALL love to see Neville bottom long, too…

• New International Mr. Leather 2015 Patrick Smith is a hottie.

• On The Implausibility Of the Death Star’s Trash Compator.

• Formerly “straight” contestants on The Bachelor fall in love – with each other – and get close “in the shower.” THIS is why a “gay version” of The Bachelor would never work. Because the contestants would all end up hooking up with each other and not care about the “prize” bachelor.

A rather stunning A Capella cover of Sia’s Chandelier.

Meet “Patrick,” the robotic butt you can learn to… well, a lot of things, but officially, to be a proctologist.

Straight people take the fun out of EVERYTHING.

And finally…. No. Not really.

A less-than-regular list of the viral videos, jokes, funny asides and time-wasting links that are making their way around the Titanmen Office…

1. Michael Sam finally gets to play. While American teams spent a bit too much time hand-wringing about having a gay man see their dicks in the shower, Canadians have been saying “Send him up here, we just want good players.” Michael Sam signed a two-year contract to the Montreal Alouettes and will start playing this summer. You can buy his Jersey here.
2. Detroit Tigers release a “Gay Pride” baseball shirt. So you now have two different options when buying your Pride Day shirt if you want to advertise your love of sports.
3. McSweeny’s does a hilarious “Update on How To Solve A Problem Like Maria.” “On the other hand, I must admit Maria makes me uncomfortable. Once, she mentioned that brown-paper packages tied up with string were among her favorite things. That doesn’t seem normal, does it? Plus, her five-octave range is positively unnerving.”
4. Gay Comic Geek’s “Best Superhero Show Of The Season.” We still want to see him without his pants and getting some action with Jesse Jackman.
5. Accio Neville’s Pants. Yes, that Matthew Lewis. We watched him grow up from the chubby, buck-toothed, awkward but loyal friend to the hunky, brave, only-one-willing-to-talk-back-to-Voldermort hero Neville Longbottom of the Harry Potter series. While the books kept it a secret that Neville was the real hero of the series until the final moments of the book, Matthew had trouble keeping his budding handsomeness and once the series ended, he didn’t even try. Now appearing on the cover of the gay British magazine Attitude in his underwear, Matthew even had a funny twitter interaction with Potter author JK Rowling which kinda has to be seen…
   
6. Dirk Caber’s GoFundMe campaign to buy a piano has topped $10,000