Category: Daily Distractions

A semi-regular list of the inter-office emails that fill up our in-boxes here at the Titan office.

•Stocking in the new Planking. You know all those absurd stock photos you see being used in bad websites, catalogues and informational fliers you get handed at the Home Show?
• Turn any surface into a touch screen. Imagine turning parts of your body into one. And imagine the fetish porn Paul Wilde would make with one of THOSE.
• Occupy Wallstreet Humor.
• 12 things EVERY homosexual wants for Christmas.
• Why can’t American gay marriage ads in America be even half this good?
• A rather beautiful video about what your gadgets do when you’re not at home.
• Who is Jon Galt? Don’t be silly, it’s this guy.

A semi-regular round-up of the inter-office emails jokes and random links that clog the inboxes at the Titanmen office.

• TV’s almost-gay couples. Noteable exclusions are Luke and Bo Duke (they were cousins and lived in like… Mississippi or something… it was OK), Joey and Chandler (men that age don’t share bedrooms) and Norm and Cliff. We never actually saw “Vera” and Cliff’s mustache was a bit “70s Porn Star” even in the 80s. Besides, Norm was a great interior decorator and those big boys are GREAT cuddlers on those cold Boston nights.

•Wishmaster – The Misheard Lyrics.

• Filthy Fetish Photography. OK, so it’s pretty tame by Titanmen standards but still pretty cool.

• Water causes cock sucking, apparently. And here I thought it was Homo Milk.

• Gay Kiss Photo Bomb. On Al Jazeera, too. I want the one on the left.

• The HR Geiger bar at the HR Geiger Museum is all kinds of awesome. Although I’m going to suggest that you do NOT order a plate of hard boiled eggs. John Hurt did that once and he had a really bad day.

• Yes, you can make beer at home. And now that you can also order men online using the Manhunt mobile app, there is no reason for going to gay bars at all.

• Can you imagine the fetish gear that you could make with micro lattice gauze?

• With the Holiday season just around the corner and the economy sucking, here are some of the most awesome “Hard Times” gifts.

• The unexpected downside of the having the world’s largest penis.

A semi-regular list of the company wide group emails that have been circulating at the Titanmen office.

• Carbon Fiber Stormtroopers would make an incredible fetish gear for a flogging scene. Can you imagine seeing THAT coming at you meaning business when you’re already bound to the St. Andrew’s Cross?

• Bad Surfers are Funny.

• On the off chance that you will have grandchildren. THIS is why you may want to self-edit before posting to Facebook.

• Last week we heard about Bacon Lube. Now, we learn about Bacon candy canes. Imagine where you could stick THOSE to give a sweet surprise to a fuck buddy.

• Francois Sagat gives us this week’s Sound Cloud hit.

• RIP Andrea True. She not only started out as a porn star and became a pop star, she also inspired Madonna’s “Sorry” video with that… outfit.

Here are the things popping up on the inter-office emails today.

• Step One- aim your Batter Blaster into the face of Ryan Gosling. I didn’t read the whole thing but it ends up with you getting a mouthful of sweet, sticky syrup.

• Spencer Reed‘s been DJing for years but he’s just started to post his mixes to Sound Cloud.

• 51 New Ways to say “The Violent Dirty Penis.”

• Gross.

• Note to Paul Wilde. If you were going to make a Super Hero Uniform porn movie, cast Paul Charles as the younger side kick who gets taken back to the cave and topped after foiling some ultra villain.

• 7 GLBT comics you should check out.

• Michael Fassbender says he’ll go Full-Frontal. Michael, you can contact us at the above link, we have an idea you might fine enticing.

• Music from the last 16 years of the SoundCheck Out 100.

• Here comes the Red Again…

You know how in most offices when you get to your desk and open your morning email and among the actual emails you need to answer and inter-office notes there’s also those annoying group emails containing those Chicken Soup for the Soul “motivational” messages that usually include pictures of smiling kittens, cartoons about how dreadful it is to work in an office and invitations to someone’s daughter’s bridal shower?

Yeah, not here.

People often ask me what it’s like to work at a porn movie studio office. They picture loud dance music, follow spots, naked men gogo dancing on the copy machine… we have none of that. (Ok, Derreck from the art department once gogo danced on the copy machine but what happens at the Hallowe’en party stays at the Hallowe’en party).

But we do have some inter-office morning emails, here’s what’s been distracting us this week…

• George Michaels’ new man squeeze. Rather impressive that the guy who more than 25 years ago woke us up before we went went seems to have a reason to rise and shine.

• The guys in the video editing department have been hard at work editing François Sagat’s Incubus. They’re citing some amazing movies as inspiration but the one that’s got the whole office buzzing is Gaspar Noé’s Into The Void.

• No, that’s not a shot from the new Paul Wilde Titan Rough movie, that’s one of our favorite Hollywood lumps of muscle Tom Hardy as Bane in the new Batman movie.

• Every pig in the world needs a nice big bottle of Bacon Lube.

• Out gay hunk Tele releases a new single. And wow… that’s quite a body he’s got, gents.

• Bad News: one of our favorite haunts in Fire Island burned down. Good News: nobody hurt and we’ll have a brand-spanking new place to party in by the summer. We love breaking in new partying establishments.

In addition to his newly relaunched blog and new Twitter presence, François Sagat’s new Facebook page is all kinds of awesome.

Not like this should come as any surprise, but make sure you know the quality of the fruits and meat you put in your mouth.

Fertility doctors from America’s Harvard University and the University of Murcia, Spain, analysed sperm from hundreds of men aged between 18 and 22. They found the guys who ate the junk food didn’t have little swimmers that could make it all the way to port.

Now for most of you reading this, that’s not THAT big an issue. As long as it can shoot out the end of old faithful and land on your buddy’s chest, all’s usually good.

But just in case you happen to have a lesbian friend who you still owe a favor to after she fixed your porch and rehung all your doors, better make sure that your scoop reaches all the way to the bottom of your own personal gene pool.

And can someone PLEASE tell me where I can get a part time job analyzing the sperm of a few hundred men between the ages of 18 and 22?

Read the whole story here.

The Tumblr blog that has exploded into the public consciousness of any and all lovers of naked men (and tech-minded porn fans, of course) is called “Military Hunks” and it’s written by someone calling himself “Iraq Bobby.”

The blog claims to be of “Pics from Iraq, Private Collections of My own and Friends, My time in the Navy and as a Civilian Contractor for the DoD.”

He then adds “Thank God for Gay & Gay Friendly Soldiers, Marines, and Sailors! We Rock!”

This feels like a very good time to point out that if you happen to be a Super-Hot Stud with a hot body, big cock and a handsome face, you can always work some of that magic over in this direction and apply to be a Titanmen Model.

And after seeing that, I can only add “I ROCK HARD!” Although a few claimed the site mixed “real” military pictures with pictures of naked Good Ol’ Boys with tattoos, When seeing some of the guys clearly interacting with each other… they seem real enough to me.  Particularly of note are the descriptions of guys like “6’3” Tall, Deep Voice, HUGE dick, VERY Masculine, Great in Bed!!!” and “Every Inch a Soldier.”

You don’t hear me complaining.

Yes, officer… I surrender but I won’t cum quietly.