• Man Candles. Hot, but I’m waiting for “Pit Funk,” “Crotch Sweat,” “Sweaty Jock”and “Stubble on the Crack” editions.
• In reality, there are MANY candles made with men in mind. For instance, if you’re a witch and want to really fuck with someone, apparently if you do some magic to the thing to the left, say the right words and burn it… someone’s dick falls off. I won’t tell you what the spell actually is because I’m sure there are a few guys out there who are a bit jealous that I have a Mason jar on my desk with the pubes of Francois Sagat, Dario Beck and our UPS Delivery Man. (yeah, I love brown).
• Get Stroked in the morning. “Aw, Dad.”
• Oh dear.
• Apparently “Greased Lighting” wasn’t just what he called his car.
• Shiri, the mechanical butt. Using a “rigid urethane skeleton, life-size model pelvis, and a silicon Gluteus Maximus Actuator (GMA)”, a company called Takahashi has created SHIRI — not to be confused with my iPhone personal assistant, Siri. Not that having a mechanical ass wouldn’t have some… point.
• But when it comes to mechanical asses, I’d much rather have the Francois Sagat one.
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Last modified: May 17, 2012
I think a photoshoot of the UPS man, removing his uniform is needed and can I have a mechanical replica of Jasun’s Butt (along with dick & balls too) please 🙂 (yeah, I know I have less than a snowballs chance in hell of the real thing!!)