Fertility doctors from America’s Harvard University and the University of Murcia, Spain, analysed sperm from hundreds of men aged between 18 and 22. They found the guys who ate the junk food didn’t have little swimmers that could make it all the way to port.
Now for most of you reading this, that’s not THAT big an issue. As long as it can shoot out the end of old faithful and land on your buddy’s chest, all’s usually good.
But just in case you happen to have a lesbian friend who you still owe a favor to after she fixed your porch and rehung all your doors, better make sure that your scoop reaches all the way to the bottom of your own personal gene pool.
And can someone PLEASE tell me where I can get a part time job analyzing the sperm of a few hundred men between the ages of 18 and 22?